Lest you think my life is all bunnies, butterflies and coffee dates with God, here’s a post to let you in on the real stuff.
I had two police officers at the house tonight. They’re becoming more the norm than not. We invite them in, give the info, listen to what they say. I’ve met some lovely gentleman and ladies through this process. Nice keepers of the peace. I should invite them for dinner some time.
And why do we have police officers at our door? Do we have the best coffee? Was the wafting smell of Kid #1’s cookies bringing them to the door?
Nah.
Kid #2 has decided the best way to get what he wants is to run away to The Wizard, his dad, my ex, tell him he is being abused, and have him call the police.
The police come to my door. I explain. They listen with a little smirk on their faces. Their heads begin to nod. Then, they tell me it isn’t abuse — it’s a teenager who is struggling with his parents divorce.
I always have my divorce paperwork in hand. I stay calm. I ask for their guidance. And they give it to me.
Today began so innocently.
Chef Man stopped by for some morning coffee. He was here last night, too. I guess that time talk helped.
I went to court for some final financial stuff with the divorce.
I worked.
I took care of The Kids, driving them to their activities and adventures.
I worked on personal paperwork.
I emailed The Wizard a spreadsheet and receipt for what is due on The Kids’ activities. In the email, I mentioned that I was not paying for their cell phone bills, a contentious issue in a crazy divorce.
I guess that was the wrong thing to say. Within minutes, all hell broke loose.
“I’m blocking your calls, Mom,” Kid #2 announced from the couch. He’d gotten off the phone with his dad.
“Why?”
“Because you’re not paying for my cell phone.”
“What?”
“You’re not paying anything on my cell phone. So, I’m blocking you.”
“Um… no, you’re not,” I said. “Block my calls and you lose your phone.”
“You can’t do that,” he said. “It’s not your phone. You don’t pay for it. Legally, it’s Dad’s. So, I can block you.”
“Who told you to block me?”
“Dad.”
“Listen,” I leaned in very close and looked Kid #2 in the eyes. My voice dropped to a whisper. “You block my calls; you lose your phone. It’s that simple.”
“Well, you can’t do that…”
“Watch me.”
I took his phone out of his hand.
He grabbed for me, screaming for his phone. I’ve learned to stay out of the grasp. He ran to the kitchen for my cell phones — one work, one personal. He put a pass code on my work phone so I couldn’t access it. He put my personal phone in his pocket.
I asked for it back.
He wouldn’t turn it over.
I took his arm, moved it behind his back in an “uncle” like hold, reached into his pocket and took the my phone.
This isn’t the first time this has happened.
Last week, same thing.
Week before, same thing.
Week before that, same thing.
There are slight variations on the story — refusal to do his math work, not doing his reading work, not getting simple chores done. I take away his electronics. He says I’m abusive, grabs my cell phones and runs like a puppy with a new toy. I often have to remove the phones from his hands using moves my sponsor showed me how to use when she works with special needs kids.
I’m tired, folks. I don’t want to live like this.
Children and family services are coming out tomorrow. The officers assured me I didn’t do anything wrong.
“They can help you,” the one officer said. “They have access to special services that even I don’t know about. My report will say that I don’t see any signs of abuse or neglect. But, your son keeps calling so I do have to get them involved.”
“Absolutely,” I said. “It gives me a paper trail. Thank you.” I felt more relief than fear. And no, I’m not cleaning my house tonight. This is how we live, dust bunnies and all. OK… I did change the cat box and throw a load of towels in the wash. Maybe I’ll mop the floor tomorrow. Otherwise, I have nothing to hide.
I’m asking for help. For my son. He needs special services and I don’t know what to do. There’s talk about possible autism. I’m worried about bi-polar issues. I want to put both kids in the car and run… run as far away as we can from the crazies. But, I hear they always find you.